I have the Fastest Surf!!!!

[truckarms]

Because mine has a spoiler!!!!!

And I will add some quotes from my favourite film!!!!

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free."

[Chillitt]

3 bulls get to the top of a hill.
they see a rich pasture full of heifers.
woo hoo! says the youngest, and charges down the hill.
tsk! says the middlest, its not a sprint, its a distance race, as he trots down the hill.
tsk indeed says the older bull,as he walks slowly down the hill, its not a race its a dance...

[truckarms]

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[trimman]

3 bulls get to the top of a hill.
they see a rich pasture full of heifers.
woo hoo! says the youngest, and charges down the hill.
tsk! says the middlest, its not a sprint, its a distance race, as he trots down the hill.
tsk indeed says the older bull,as he walks slowly down the hill, its not a race its a dance...

Mine has a spoiler and a twin turbed V6 and its called a NOBLE SURF

[chunkymonkey]

How much not to send this thread to your wife?

[truckarms]

To quote my usual reply when asked about these sort of things
"they all just make the car safer, its an old car and these things are modern simplesafety improvements"

A little white lie never hurt anyone!!!!!!!!

[chunkymonkey]

The price has now doubled....

[TonyN]

Don't joke about that spoiler, it someone on here will want one.

As for the quotes, there's no hope for you, the one decent car in that film they trashed. . I was praying the lorry drivers where just gonna run the stupid little cars over, but it didn't happen



Toyota 4x4's or Yank muscle, anything else is just for getting the shopping in.

[Linda]

Sorry - the Black Bullet is the fastest - its been measured!! She is black (well known to be the fastest colour) has a full set of spoilers and doesnt stop for anyone...

You can be 2nd fastest if you like...

[truckarms]

My surf is black so I recon its a draw









However I might have to get the blue LED under body lights and go faster stripes off ebay to make mine quicker!!!!!!

[jedi]

Because mine has a spoiler!!!!!

And I will add some quotes from my favourite film!!!!

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free."

Awesome spoiler did you ram raid halfords to get that? or is it an import from trashycackymoto autos?

[paulh]

3 bulls get to the top of a hill.
they see a rich pasture full of heifers.
woo hoo! says the youngest, and charges down the hill.
tsk! says the middlest, its not a sprint, its a distance race, as he trots down the hill.
tsk indeed says the older bull,as he walks slowly down the hill, its not a race its a dance...

Am I just getting too old to understand all this.

[Chillitt]

maybe to young!

[jedi]

Am I just getting too old to understand all this.

Your only as old as the truck you drive! or is it the man you feel? oh oh better ring my mum!!!!!!!!

[truckarms]

Black is the new black
Black is best
Black is the fastest


you red/blue/grey (yellow and pink) guys begining to get the hint!!!!!!!!


I only got the fluffy dice from halfords this 18year old told me it protects the car and acts as a cushion should you crash so you dont need seat belts!!!!!