head whining

[Draig]

to go with the loss of my baby for a week or two as she's lost her head - I've got to put up with her indoors and the usual rants and raves "you should never have bought that, you paid too much money for it" etc etc.

So, has anyone got any tips on stopping it? I've offered divorce but she don't want that as she'll have no-one to whinge at - help - please

[stormforce]

gaffer tape

[Dog_Book]

Wine????

[carbonman]

I think thats basically what he was saying wasn't it...??
How to stop the wine ing?

Wine????

[Draig]

gaffer tape

tried that - but female jaws when on a full-blown nagging session are a force unreckoned with on earth!

[carbonman]

Zip ties under the chin connected to zip ties around the forehead above the ears...
works a treat

tried that - but female jaws when on a full-blown nagging session are a force unreckoned with on earth!

[Draig]

Zip ties under the chin connected to zip ties around the forehead above the ears...
works a treat

but how do you get them to hold still long enough - them jaws are scary - faster than a speeding lawn mower's blades

[carbonman]

Well thats a whole nuther matter!
You only asked how to keep that jaw closed...
If you baffel em with sommot like why do I always have to put the toilet seat down, instead, why dont you put it up.. they will be so speechless that you will have at least a few seconds window to nip in there with them zip ties...

but how do you get them to hold still long enough - them jaws are scary - faster than a speeding lawn mower's blades

[stormforce]

its a good job we need to breath so when she finally stops nagging to take a breath of air get in there with a tube of super glue ASAP

[DaveD]

Agree with her.... nod and smile.......yup you are right...... she will be so busy thinking you have done something else she will tie herself in knots and shut up

[slim]

to go with the loss of my baby for a week or two as she's lost her head - I've got to put up with her indoors and the usual rants and raves "you should never have bought that, you paid too much money for it" etc etc.

So, has anyone got any tips on stopping it? I've offered divorce but she don't want that as she'll have no-one to whinge at - help - please

just wash the pots cook the meals cut the lawns tidy up after your self , after a couple of days of this she will be in shock and not move for a few hours at least. this may give you time to put her on e-bay and sell her to the first bidder!!!!! they do evetually find there way home as they are like homing pigeons but at least you will get a break to build a large shed on the back garden with bed n 'all reenforce the walls with quarter " galv plate and a early waring system for her return!!!!

or you could just go out and buy another surf

[sticks]

to go with the loss of my baby for a week or two as she's lost her head - I've got to put up with her indoors and the usual rants and raves "you should never have bought that, you paid too much money for it" etc etc.

So, has anyone got any tips on stopping it? I've offered divorce but she don't want that as she'll have no-one to whinge at - help - please

buy some industrial ear plugs, thats as good as you're ever gonna get!

[pops]

to go with the loss of my baby for a week or two as she's lost her head - I've got to put up with her indoors and the usual rants and raves "you should never have bought that, you paid too much money for it" etc etc.

So, has anyone got any tips on stopping it? I've offered divorce but she don't want that as she'll have no-one to whinge at - help - please

buy a shed like chillits or offer to make her a cup of tea with three teaspoons of sleeping tablets (i mean sugar in)

[Dunno]

buy a shed like chillits or offer to make her a cup of tea with three teaspoons of arsenic (i mean cyanide in)

NOW WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT IT WOULD HAVE SAVED ME A FORTUNE!

and just to put your mind at rest there is life after marriage!

[pops]

NOW WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT IT WOULD HAVE SAVED ME A FORTUNE!

and just to put your mind at rest there is life after marriage!

He's right but then some of us go do it again
OUCH sorry terrie love