Post Whores 3 (stupid questions)

[AlanM6]

Ok heres a couple to get it started
1. Is it really cool to type cool as "kewl"

2.So you are in a sealed room up to your chin in Diarrhoea, some one throws a bucket of warm vomit at you. Q DO YOU DUCK ??????

[Healewis]

One Irish poacher to another...

If you can tell me how many rabbits I've got in mi' bag, I'll give you both of them?

[TonyN]

Kewl

Ok heres a couple to get it started
1. Is it really cool to type cool as "kewl"

Only if you are really cool!

[AlanM6]

vegitable oil comes from vegitables, Olive oil from olives,
so what about Baby oil (worries me.)

[rich]

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

[colincd]

True Fact....................


Job advertised as "Must have Experience"............

Can't get a Job as you don't have any experience.........

BUT to get the experience you have got to get the job.......????????????????

[kitesurf_phil]

Q1. You are driving along at a little faster than the speed of light. If you switch you headlamps on - do you see your own lights in the mirror.

[stara]

this reply is intentionally left blank

[Purpledoris]

Or my personal all time fave question, frequently asked by politically incorrect parents (including my own on numerous occasions)


DO YOU WANT A SLAP?

Answers on a post card.

Lou