I Dont get it!

[JackRabbit]

The toilet roll we use here at work (odd subject i know ) is called "Tulip Proffessional". What the ???? is 'professional' toilet paper? And come to think of it, what would constitute amatuer toilet paper? God i must be bored!

Nige
I wish i could use the search properly.......then Maurice could take a well earned rest......

[keef]

Obviously proffesional is for use after a Guiness and Vindaloo session and amatuer would be for a vegetarian high roughage diet!

[JackRabbit]

Obviously proffesional is for use after a Guiness and Vindaloo session and amatuer would be for a vegetarian high roughage diet!

Guess weve got the right stuff here then!

[Chillitt]

professional is for the mac challenge boys...

[marticogo]

Which one do they recycle......................?

[TAZMAN]

Professional means you can wipe your botty using either your right hand or your left. Amateur means, it can get messy at times.

[kitesurf_phil]

Professional means it must have a degree, which is quite an achievement for a toilet roll, so let's have some respect please. It's a a measure of how further education for all is working and that the A level system has not been devalued. Only Universitys that were once polytechnics could hope to educate mere paper to such a level. Without the former Luton Technical College and other such great institutions being involved in its education, this humble roll of paper may have become a MacDonalds napkin and be forever handed to customers by graduates of the above mentioned seat of learning.

[Deviant 1]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....K Looks like some one else is bored too

I would have thought Professional means that the YTS worker never made it !