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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
flat?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
> check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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What is the speed of darkness?
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Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
Special Olympics?
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If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
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Can you cry under water?
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What level of importance must a person have ,
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger
suitcases ?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
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25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
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26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the
cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you
naked anyway.
flat?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
> check when you say the paint is wet?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
What is the speed of darkness?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
Special Olympics?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>--------------------------------------------------------------------- ------
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Can you cry under water?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
What level of importance must a person have ,
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger
suitcases ?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
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-
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25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the
cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you
naked anyway.
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