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[kitesurf_phil]

If the shed is being delivered by lorry, won't the driver get nicked for having a shed load?

Sorry I forgot it's the I scream thread - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrghhhhhhhhhh h!

[Robb.]

oven bake only to get the hundreds & thousands topping nice and crispy

[Chillitt]

the driver might get in trouble for having that ruddy great hole in the back of his truck...

[kitesurf_phil]

the driver might get in trouble for having that ruddy great hole in the back of his truck...

I saw one of those on the M1. I assumed it was an empty car transporter. So the big empty square in the back was a hole being transported? I suppose it's more environmentally friendly than running empty.

[Robb.]

best he carries some spare lollipops in case a bribe is needed

[Chillitt]

you dont see many now, when they were building the channel tunnel there were hundreds of em going from the old coal mines oop north to kent.
the french got in trouble for bringing cheap ones from the russian salt mines because the quality wasnt there and they kept crumbling

[kitesurf_phil]

This thread has opened up a hole new world for me. My neighbours shed stops any sunshine getting to my greenhouse, so why do people say, "That has shed some light on it?"

[Robb.]

and why do they say 'the grass is greener on the other side', surely the other side is all covered in dirt ?

[kitesurf_phil]

And shouldn't someone who lays turf be a sodomist by trade?

[Chillitt]

i've always found it easier to light a shed than shed some light

[stormforce]

do you use petrol to help light it

[Chillitt]

no, a switched spur and a whole load of armoured cable

[Robb.]

no, a switched spur and a whole load of armoured cable

that's a bit dangerous - could damage the ice cream!

[Chillitt]

red currant my fovourite flavour

[kitesurf_phil]

no, a switched spur and a whole load of armoured cable

Isn't it dangerous to give cables weapons?