find a bird

[da SLUG man]

and she drinks GUINESS left handed should be easy to find her then

i just thought!... what a dumb ass!!... hehehe!!... her sister's married to my cousin!... could ask them!!... d'uh!!

[stormforce]

that's the best one yet i heard for a while

[TonyN]

i just thought!... what a dumb ass!!... hehehe!!... her sister's married to my cousin!... could ask them!!... d'uh!!

Bwahahahaha!!! dumbass!

[Chillitt]

i thought the whole of dublin was at the opposite end to the airport
"why did you build the airport so far from the city?"
"because thats where all the planes land, and all and all and all, begorah"

[da SLUG man]

i thought the whole of dublin was at the opposite end to the airport
"why did you build the airport so far from the city?"
"because thats where all the planes land, and all and all and all, begorah"

aren't you thinking of "why did they build windsor castle so close to the airport?"

dublin 4 rings a bell in her home address... but so does the number 9!!... hmmm...

[Chillitt]

windsor castles in a great spot- ideal for motorways, airports....

[rusty]

At times Matt, you REALLY frighten me

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!!

[Morr]

aren't you thinking of "why did they build windsor castle so close to the airport?"

dublin 4 rings a bell in her home address... but so does the number 9!!... hmmm...

It won't be 9 then, as that's relativly near the airport, more likely 4, as even numbers are south of the liffey (99% of them anyway) ie southside of Dublin, whilst the airport is to the north.

[Danno]

There really is no hope for you mate is there! Sex pest! Or if he finds her number he'll be a text pest!! Lol!!

Mind you I can't say too much! Tried the Danno charm on three lovely ladies on Saturday. Came home alone. Bugga.

Mat you must give me some of your pulling tips! (I MEAN PULLING GIRLS before anyone starts!)

[Linda]

At times Matt, you REALLY frighten me

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!!

Dont worry Megan and Caitlan will be safe for a bit yet...... well for a few years anyway.........

[da SLUG man]

There really is no hope for you mate is there! Sex pest! Or if he finds her number he'll be a text pest!! Lol!!

Mind you I can't say too much! Tried the Danno charm on three lovely ladies on Saturday. Came home alone. Bugga.

Mat you must give me some of your pulling tips! (I MEAN PULLING GIRLS before anyone starts!)

i've got a great funny threesome story to tell you next meet up!!

[Danno]

i've got a great funny threesome story to tell you next meet up!!

PM me! Got photos?

[da SLUG man]

PM me! Got photos?

okey dokey, done!

feel free to distribute amongst the more broad minded!!

hahaha!!

[Danno]

Best not!! ffs

Leave that one to you!

[da SLUG man]

It won't be 9 then, as that's relativly near the airport, more likely 4, as even numbers are south of the liffey (99% of them anyway) ie southside of Dublin, whilst the airport is to the north.

rathfarnham rings a bell... that could be it!!