Cricket

[skennedy2701]

Any cricket fans in the group. I love cricket me !! I get up at all hours to watch cricket. but it has to be be said ! Whats that rugby all about ! Loads of blokes with their faces very close to other blokes arses ! Anyway I rest my case !

[TonyN]

Rugby is cool, never used to like cricket at all. But last year guys had 1 day stuff on at work a lot, and it was really good.

Even find myself listening to test cricket now! Must be getting old!

[Purpledoris]

Rugby is a game that women enjoy watching because of the well honed thighs and pert buttocks of the players. I guess you just don't fit into this category Stevie baby!! Stick to cricket if you enjoy rubbing your balls on the front of your kecks.



Of course it could be that I'm jealous as I don't have any balls.............

Lou

[RobD]

"I don like cricketaaaaaaah..woh no.....I luv eeet aaaaaaah" (not)

[Scubasurf]

You lot don't know what your missing.

A test match at lords starts with the first pint at abou t 10.30 the second at about 10.45 etc ect ecctt.. edtt .. hic hic

Rugby is great

and F1 is brill

just thing you could be mowing the lawn

[TonyN]

and F1 is brill

I was with you till this bit, now you've spoilt it!

[da SLUG man]

football

now, football is something i don't understand!
60,000 blokes go to watch 22 blokes running around in shorts... get confused about their sexuality so have a fight after the match!

what's that all about?

[hormygollop]

now, football is something i don't understand!
60,000 blokes go to watch 22 blokes running around in shorts... get confused about their sexuality so have a fight after the match!

what's that all about?

Golf ( hunt the ball ) is the worst.

We Scots invented it as a game for the english..

1: Hit the ball as hard as you can.
2: Go look for it

3: Hit the ball slightly less hard
4: Go look for it

5: Hit the ball slightly less hard again
6: Go look for it

Repeat untill ball dissapears down small hole.
Reach in and retrieve ball..
Notice hole was full of water...
Realise you were still wearing your watch, and its now full of water..
Curse and swear

Start again from 1..

Best to play game during lightning storm for best effects

Ever wondered why there are not too many Scottish Golfers


THE GAME WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE.......................... ....

[rusty]

now, football is something i don't understand!
60,000 blokes go to watch 22 blokes running around in shorts... get confused about their sexuality so have a fight after the match!

what's that all about?

F*** knows but I'm with you on that Overpaid, overhyped & overly boring!!

If it ain't got an engine or doesn't involve a bit of danger I'm not interested

[rubblebags]

A Real Pro

Keith

It sounds like you have played a lot of golf (from your discription).

You have been playing it with my club hammer havent you.

Rubblebags.

[da SLUG man]

Golf ( hunt the ball ) is the worst.

We Scots invented it as a game for the english..

1: Hit the ball as hard as you can.
2: Go look for it

3: Hit the ball slightly less hard
4: Go look for it

5: Hit the ball slightly less hard again
6: Go look for it

Repeat untill ball dissapears down small hole.
Reach in and retrieve ball..
Notice hole was full of water...
Realise you were still wearing your watch, and its now full of water..
Curse and swear

Start again from 1..

Best to play game during lightning storm for best effects

Ever wondered why there are not too many Scottish Golfers


THE GAME WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE.......................... ....

it started as Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden... but when they started letting birds in they had to think up a game quickly!... that's why it's crap!

[ssrx]

Sports

Well herehorizontal pos's my two peneth worth.

Golf... a good walk spoilt

Cricket... tachi for old folks

Football.. 22 wind bags running round after a bag of wind

Rugby....Confused men groping and shoving after a bag of wind

Tennis.... A game invented by osteopaths

you get the idea, i'm not into sport well unless it involves the other half and a horzontal position.. burns loads of calories, works a good sweat and boy best sport ever invented !!!!


Steve

ssrx