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  • #1

    Confession......

    While we are in the throws of starting afresh I wish to confess to an unspeakable sin.
    I have been trying (in vain) to get my Fleet Manager to change our 4x4 vehicles and so far he has resisted my charms/blackmail/threats so it is with a heavy heart I stand before you all now guilty of ....................

    Driving a LANDROVER
    (Oh sh*t that's done it )

    I can't help it they won't buy anything else (comes of having a CEO who's an ex Colonel I suppose)
    It's not by choice, fortunately I only have to drive it if the sh*t hits the fan. So it's not very often.
    Fleet has offered to get me a Toyota badge to put over the LR one (he did say it with a smirk on his face though)
    Phew, I'm glad I got that of my chest and now (hopefully) I can get on with my life

    To the moderators
    I know it's a major felony but PLEASE don't send me to the sin bin
    NO WORRIES!
    Rusty
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  • #2
    A Llllllllll..........., ehem, a Llllllllllllllll............., eeeeehhhhhhhhhhem, a Lllllllllllllllllll........... .

    No, its no good I can't even say it. So what on earth do your firm need Llllllllll.......... - bu**er it - them for? Pulling ploughs or something?





    Jim
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    • #3
      I think they got a few at Christmas as pressies....
      NO WORRIES!
      Rusty

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      • #4
        Being as you have no choice in the matter and your bosses are either or or both I think we can spare you the fate of being the first in the sin bin, instead stand in the corner with your hands on your head for ten minutes
        Say not always what you know, but always know what you say.

        My 4x4
        My choice
        Back off

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        • #5
          everytime it breaks down point out that your Toyota is still going!

          then demand a 2003 4Runner.



          Might have to change your title to reflect the crime!
          4x4toys.co.uk - Keeping you on and off the road...

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          • #6
            The only good thing than ever happend to me in a Lllll....... AAAAAAAAAGHHHH, is when I snapped its rusted chassis over a sand dune.....


            Jim
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            • #7
              everytime it breaks down point out that your Toyota is still going!

              then demand a 2003 4Runner.



              Might have to change your title to reflect the crime!

              I've asked for a new 4runner but he keeps shaking his head and telling me to go away.


              Change my title to what??
              NO WORRIES!
              Rusty

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              • #8
                Originally posted by rusty
                I've asked for a new 4runner but he keeps shaking his head and telling me to go away.


                Change my title to what??
                To "Farmer Rusty"

                Jim
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ems and Jim
                  To "Farmer Rusty"

                  Jim
                  Harsh very harsh.
                  You can go off people you know
                  NO WORRIES!
                  Rusty

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                  • #10


                    :snigger:
                    4x4toys.co.uk - Keeping you on and off the road...

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                    • #11
                      your alright m8, i used to own a ra*ge ro*er, i needed the 4wd to drive off the oil it used to leak, the panel gaps were so big the thing was a foot longer than it should have been, if you so much as looked at the tailgate glass it would open, forget locking it for the night, it took 20mins of slamming it with strategically placed hands to just get it to stay down. happy days eh? i part exed it for a mondeo. , should start a rover holic anonomous
                      [COLOR=red]Simon [/COLOR] '91 2.4td ssr-x

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TonyN


                        :snigger:
                        BAS**RD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        NO WORRIES!
                        Rusty

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                        • #13
                          Rusty,

                          It'll be forgiven I'm sure but not with that bl**dy awful reminder for us all to giggle at as an avatar !!!!!

                          It looks like a mountain rescue advert or maybe an agricultural magazine ad for sheep rescue

                          Jim
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                          • #14
                            This thing is c**p I have to have the window open to drive it, it's that cramped in the cab. God only knows what people see in 'em
                            NO WORRIES!
                            Rusty

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ems and Jim
                              Rusty,

                              It'll be forgiven I'm sure but not with that bl**dy awful reminder for us all to giggle at as an avatar !!!!!

                              It looks like a mountain rescue advert or maybe an agricultural magazine ad for sheep rescue

                              Jim
                              You'll have to check out my profile and you'll see why it's there...
                              NO WORRIES!
                              Rusty

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