Xmas present dilemma.......

[TonyN]

Need help, Linda wants a dance mat for xmas, but I'm running out of time to get one.

The thing is, I have a nice shiney pole in the garage, and i'm thinking "dance mat...dance pole....not much difference really...."

The question is, will a pole for her to dance around in the living room be a exceptable substitute?

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Seems OK to me, can get some tables and chairs in for effect........

[poppy986]

MMMMMM ! Pole dancing

I'v got an old scaffold pole if any good???????????
Just becareful of the rusty patches

[Tono]

sounds good to me - whats the entry fee ? and will there be big geezers demanding money by menaces ?

[TonyN]

and will there be big geezers demanding money by menaces ?

Thats Matts job.....

[marky]

Excellent idea Tony. Anyway its the thought that counts

[Dunno]

The question is, will a pole for her to dance around in the living room be a exceptable substitute?

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Seems OK to me, can get some tables and chairs in for effect........

I bet Linda will ask you the question is a cold stable of straw a good substitute for a nice warm bed?

Sounds like you are diceing with death

May I suggest you ensure your angle grinder is safely locked up out of LInda's reach.

good luck in your search mate!

Paul

[Mike66]

So what hospital do we send the flowers too Tony.?????

Seems to me that a nice shiny pole will do a lot of damage to everything below the waist, Then again will Linda give you the choice of what gets broken or go for collateral damage. You know how women can get

Good luck

[jotto]

I can only presume you are going to delete this thread before Linda comes home????

[TonyN]

I can only presume you are going to delete this thread before Linda comes home????

I live life on the edge..............

[jotto]

I live life on the edge..............

If your not careful Linda will push you over the edge

[AlanM6]

sorted

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...121831581&rd=1

[Dunno]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...121831581&rd=1

And have you seen who is bidding on this !!!! there is a name that sounds VERY familiar but i am not saying a word, my lips are sealed

Paul

[AlanM6]

Nah ! pops has his very own ACRO

[Dunno]

Nah ! pops has his very own ACRO

Cor what a horrible thought POP's swinging around on a pole enough to make you feel quite sick

Any way he would need an RSJ!!

[Dunno]

If your not careful Linda will push you over the edge

Looks like its too late check out this thread
http://www.yotasurf-online.co.uk/pub...ad.php?t=10364

It looks like there will be some hospital visits needed over the Christmas Period!!