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A man,apparently drunk was lay sprawled across three seats in the lower auditorium.When the usher passed by he told the man" Sorry Sir, but you are only allowed to use one seat"The man groaned but didnt budge.The usher became impatient and said" Sir,if you dont move I will have to call the manager"The man just groaned at him,at which point the usher went away and came back with the manager,Together they both tried,but failed to move him.In exasperation the manager phoned for the police.The policeman surveyed the scene,"Right then, whats your name"enquired the bobby,Sam,the man moaned."Where are you from then Sam",with pain in his voice Sam managed to utter one word, "balcony"