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David Beckham was asked to give an after dinner speech. The time came and he tentatively stood up and stammered (imagine slightly camp high pitched voice)
"...errrm I like em because they're small and minty and Posh likes em because they've only got 2 calories...."
At this point Posh leans over and wispers to him
"...No David, they want to hear about tactics!"
"...errrm I like em because they're small and minty and Posh likes em because they've only got 2 calories...."
At this point Posh leans over and wispers to him
"...No David, they want to hear about tactics!"