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Skinny white man goes into lift & looks up at this huge black man, who says "before u ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 20" dick and my balls weigh 3lb each, Turner Brown's the name". At which point the white guy faints, when he is resuscitated, he asks the black man to say that again. The Black man repeats his stats and says my ...names "Turner Brown" "Thank #### for that, I thought you said TURN AROUND!"