cosmetic surgery

[tonupteabag]

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of
cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job"
The second woman responded, "Oh, that?s nothing. I'm thinking of
having my asshole bleached!"
"Whoa" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde"