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I am telling this to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use morecalm in our lives!
Some doctor on the TV said that the way to achieve "inner peace" is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I felt.
Peas tel dis to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece..
Some doctor on the TV said that the way to achieve "inner peace" is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I felt.
Peas tel dis to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece..