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Martha recently lost her husband. She brought his ashes home & poured him out onto the patio table. Whilst tracing her fingers thru his ashes she begins talking to him.
"Darling, you know that fur coat you promised me, well, I got it with the insurance money!".
" Remember the new car I asked for? Got that as well!"
"Also the emerald necklace? Got that too!"
"Remember that blow job I promised you!.......................... ...............
Get f*@~ing ready!"
"Darling, you know that fur coat you promised me, well, I got it with the insurance money!".
" Remember the new car I asked for? Got that as well!"
"Also the emerald necklace? Got that too!"
"Remember that blow job I promised you!.......................... ...............
Get f*@~ing ready!"