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A man had great tickets for the Euro 2004 final. As he sits down,
> another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.
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> "No," he says. "The seat is empty."
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> "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
> have a seat like this for the Euro 2004 Final, the biggest sporting event
in
> the world and not use it?"
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> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
> to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Final we haven't
> been to together since we got married."
>
>
> "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
> someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"
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>
>
>
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> The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."
> another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.
>
> "No," he says. "The seat is empty."
>
>
> "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
> have a seat like this for the Euro 2004 Final, the biggest sporting event
in
> the world and not use it?"
>
>
> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
> to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Final we haven't
> been to together since we got married."
>
>
> "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
> someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"
>
>
>
>
>
> The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."