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> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
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> > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
> > until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
> > could arrange a divorce for him.
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> > The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> > circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
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> > L: Have you any grounds?
> > P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
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> > L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> > P: It made of concrete.
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> > L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
> > P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
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> > L: I mean. What are your relations like?
> > P: All my relations still in Poland.
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> > L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> > P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
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> > L: Does your wife beat you up?
> > P: No, I always up before her.
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> > L: Is your wife a nagger?
> > P: No, she white.
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> > L: Why do you want this divorce?
> > P: She going to kill me.
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> > L: What makes you think that?
> > P: I got proof.
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> > L: What kind of proof?
> > P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
> > shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
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> > Polish Remover
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> > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
> > until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
> > could arrange a divorce for him.
> >
> >
> > The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> > circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
> >
> > L: Have you any grounds?
> > P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
> >
> > L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> > P: It made of concrete.
> >
> >
> > L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
> > P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
> >
> >
> > L: I mean. What are your relations like?
> > P: All my relations still in Poland.
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> > L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> > P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
> >
> > L: Does your wife beat you up?
> > P: No, I always up before her.
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> >
> > L: Is your wife a nagger?
> > P: No, she white.
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> >
> > L: Why do you want this divorce?
> > P: She going to kill me.
> >
> > L: What makes you think that?
> > P: I got proof.
> >
> >
> > L: What kind of proof?
> > P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
> > shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
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> > Polish Remover