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  • The Indian With One Testicle

    There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
    He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
    cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
    The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
    He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
    the forest where he made love to her all day and
    all night. He made love to her all the next day,
    until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
    The word got around that Onestone meant what
    he promised he would do. Years went by and no
    one dared call him by his given name until A woman
    named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
    away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was
    overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
    and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
    then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
    night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
    her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!








    Why ???








    OH, come on.... take a guess !!!








    Think about it !!!















    Everyone knows...


    You can't kill Two Birds


    with OneStone!!!
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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