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Do you know Jack Schitt?
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt" Now you can handle the situation
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt
Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Co.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holiie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After several year Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock, because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was now known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son called Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens Brothers. The wedding announcement in the newspaper anounced the Schitt-Happens wedding the next day
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can rightly say that not only do you know Jack Schitt but you know the whole family.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt
Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Co.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holiie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After several year Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock, because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was now known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son called Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens Brothers. The wedding announcement in the newspaper anounced the Schitt-Happens wedding the next day
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can rightly say that not only do you know Jack Schitt but you know the whole family.