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While I was driving down the road the other day, (going a little faster
than I should have been) I passed over a hump back bridge only to see
traffic cop on the other side with a radar gun lying in wait.
The traffic cop pulled me over and, with a swagger in his walk (they all have it), came up to my car with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about and asked, "What's your hurry?
" To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a "Rectum Stretcher", I responded.
The traffic cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?! and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch
the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the traffic cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind
a hump back bridge..."
Traffic ticket : R 250.00
Court costs : R 245.00
Look on cop's face: ... Priceless
(from South Africa)
than I should have been) I passed over a hump back bridge only to see
traffic cop on the other side with a radar gun lying in wait.
The traffic cop pulled me over and, with a swagger in his walk (they all have it), came up to my car with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about and asked, "What's your hurry?
" To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a "Rectum Stretcher", I responded.
The traffic cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?! and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch
the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the traffic cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind
a hump back bridge..."
Traffic ticket : R 250.00
Court costs : R 245.00
Look on cop's face: ... Priceless
(from South Africa)