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Some Days Aren't Worth Getting Out Of Bed For.
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring removed from his willy.
According to the attending Nurse, the girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and, she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his willy while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your willy.
3) Or finding out your willy fits through your Wedding Ring !
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring removed from his willy.
According to the attending Nurse, the girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and, she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his willy while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your willy.
3) Or finding out your willy fits through your Wedding Ring !