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Not many people know that Land Rovers attempted to market a computer. Why did they stop? They could not find a way to get it to leak oil!
Did you hear about the man whose Land Rover didn't leak oil? The factory took it backand worked on it until it did.
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
Did you hear about the man whose Land Rover didn't leak oil? The factory took it backand worked on it until it did.
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?