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Ann summers delivery van driving down the road when it hits a bump and a large d*ldo flys off the back and lands on the following cars windscreen.
Mum and dad and three kids in the car, mum, to save embarrasment says, 'ooh that was a large insect that hit the windscreen'
Little johhny in the back says 'I know I'm suprised it could fly, did you see the size of the c*ck on it'........
Essex girl has a car crash, paramedics turn up and go to the car, 'how do you feel' says the ambulance man. 'I think I have concusion' says the essex girl.
'how many fingers have I got up' says the ambulance man.
'Oh my god!, I'm Paralysed as well'..........
Sorry, I'll get me coat
Mike
Mum and dad and three kids in the car, mum, to save embarrasment says, 'ooh that was a large insect that hit the windscreen'
Little johhny in the back says 'I know I'm suprised it could fly, did you see the size of the c*ck on it'........
Essex girl has a car crash, paramedics turn up and go to the car, 'how do you feel' says the ambulance man. 'I think I have concusion' says the essex girl.
'how many fingers have I got up' says the ambulance man.
'Oh my god!, I'm Paralysed as well'..........
Sorry, I'll get me coat
Mike