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The Vibrator
As A Mother And Her Husband Passes The Daughter's Closed Bedroom
Door, She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise Coming From Within. Opening
The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving Herself A Real Workout With
A Vibrator.
Shocked, They Asked: 'what In The World Are You Doing?'
The Daughter Replied: 'i'm Thirty-five Years Old, Unmarried, And This
Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband.
Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone.'
A Couple Days Later, The Wife Heard That Buzzing Noise Coming From The
Living Room. She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On
The Couch, Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv. The Vibrator
Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy.
The Wife Asked: 'what The Hell Are You Doing?'
The Husband Replied: 'i'm Watching Football With My Son-in-law
As A Mother And Her Husband Passes The Daughter's Closed Bedroom
Door, She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise Coming From Within. Opening
The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving Herself A Real Workout With
A Vibrator.
Shocked, They Asked: 'what In The World Are You Doing?'
The Daughter Replied: 'i'm Thirty-five Years Old, Unmarried, And This
Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband.
Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone.'
A Couple Days Later, The Wife Heard That Buzzing Noise Coming From The
Living Room. She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On
The Couch, Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv. The Vibrator
Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy.
The Wife Asked: 'what The Hell Are You Doing?'
The Husband Replied: 'i'm Watching Football With My Son-in-law