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There was a couple that had been married for 20 years.Every time they made love
the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.Well, after 20 years the
wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this
crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.She looked down.... and saw her
husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one.She went completely ballistic. 'You
impotent #######,' she screamed at him. 'How could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!'The husband looks her
straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy, you
explain the kids.'
the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.Well, after 20 years the
wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this
crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.She looked down.... and saw her
husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one.She went completely ballistic. 'You
impotent #######,' she screamed at him. 'How could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!'The husband looks her
straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy, you
explain the kids.'