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  • The Miracle of Toilet Paper

    Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to

    my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of

    characteristically telling me that it's not true, he

    uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion:



    "If you want your breasts to grow bigger, every day take a piece of

    toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in

    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.



    "How long will this take?" I asked. "They'll grow larger over a

    period of several years," my husband replied. I stopped. "Do you

    really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts

    every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without

    missing a beat he said, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"







    The subject of this story is still alive ... and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. However he will probably have to continue to take his meals through a straw.
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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