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A Somalian arrives in London .
A new immigrant to Great Britain , he stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "thank you, Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education! "
The passerby says, " You are mistaken, I am Bosnian. "
The man goes on and encounters another passerby , " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Great Britain ! "
The person says, " I not British, I Pakistani ".
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, " Thank you for the wonderful Great Britain! "
That person puts up his hand and says, " I am from Middle East , I am not British! "
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, " Are you an English person? " She says, " No, I am from Africa ! "
Puzzled, he asks her, " Well where are all the British people? "
The African lady checks her watch and says ... " oh, probably at work. ......... "
A new immigrant to Great Britain , he stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "thank you, Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education! "
The passerby says, " You are mistaken, I am Bosnian. "
The man goes on and encounters another passerby , " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Great Britain ! "
The person says, " I not British, I Pakistani ".
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, " Thank you for the wonderful Great Britain! "
That person puts up his hand and says, " I am from Middle East , I am not British! "
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, " Are you an English person? " She says, " No, I am from Africa ! "
Puzzled, he asks her, " Well where are all the British people? "
The African lady checks her watch and says ... " oh, probably at work. ......... "