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Sorry if this sounds a bit racist but, there was this Irishman and his Italian mate walking down the beach,
Pat says to Louigi 'How comes you always seem to pull the birds and I dont Luigi?' 'We're both young and fit but you always pull but not me.'
Luigi answered 'Well what I do is stuff two large potatoes down my shorts and hey presto, the women they go crazy, you try it Pat!'
So the next day Pat is on the beach and walking up and down and only getting looks of disgust from the girls when he meets his mate Luigi,
'Whats up Luigi? It's not working, the girls seem to hate me!'
'You silly bugger Pat, he said, your supposed to stuff the potatoes down the front of your shorts!'
Pat says to Louigi 'How comes you always seem to pull the birds and I dont Luigi?' 'We're both young and fit but you always pull but not me.'
Luigi answered 'Well what I do is stuff two large potatoes down my shorts and hey presto, the women they go crazy, you try it Pat!'
So the next day Pat is on the beach and walking up and down and only getting looks of disgust from the girls when he meets his mate Luigi,
'Whats up Luigi? It's not working, the girls seem to hate me!'
'You silly bugger Pat, he said, your supposed to stuff the potatoes down the front of your shorts!'