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WARNING: this pun is so bad it'll make your eyes bleed
Once upon a time, a little boy lived by a river. It was a very boring river
because the land was so flat there.
One day, the boy was eating lunch by the river, munching on a kosher pickle.
All of the sudden, an idea comes to him and he pitches the pickle into the
river. Instantly, the river is transformed into a majestic waterfall!
People came from miles around to witness the miracle. After seeing the
beautiful waterfall, they turned to the little boy. "How," they asked, "how did
you know to toss the kosher pickle into the river?"
The little boy smiled and
answered, "I just thought of that old adage--you know, that dill waters run
steep!"
Once upon a time, a little boy lived by a river. It was a very boring river
because the land was so flat there.
One day, the boy was eating lunch by the river, munching on a kosher pickle.
All of the sudden, an idea comes to him and he pitches the pickle into the
river. Instantly, the river is transformed into a majestic waterfall!
People came from miles around to witness the miracle. After seeing the
beautiful waterfall, they turned to the little boy. "How," they asked, "how did
you know to toss the kosher pickle into the river?"
The little boy smiled and
answered, "I just thought of that old adage--you know, that dill waters run
steep!"