Naked in the sauna

[heleneaustin]

> THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
>NAKED IN A SAUNA SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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> THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE
>OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
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> "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE
>SKIN OF MY ARM.
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> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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> THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE
>FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN
>MY HAND."
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> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE
>DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
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> SHE STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
>SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
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> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........
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> "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.. I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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