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Two elderly men Bill and Sam met in the park every to feed the
> pigeons,watch the squirrels and discuss world events. One day Bill
> did'nt show up and after a week of non appearance sam got very
> worried, but he didn't know his address,was unable to find out what
> had happened to his friend.after a further month Sam assumed he had
> seen the last of Bill..Then one day as Sam approached their usual
> bench,there sat Bill." For crying out loud Mate, what in the world
> happened to you? Bill replied" I've been in jail." "Jail? " cried
> Sam"What on earth have you been inside for?"Well"said Bill, "You know
> that cute little blonde waitress in the coffee shopon the corner. She
> filed rape charges against me and at 89 years,I was so proud thatv I
> pleaded guilty. The judge gave me 30 days for purjury."
> pigeons,watch the squirrels and discuss world events. One day Bill
> did'nt show up and after a week of non appearance sam got very
> worried, but he didn't know his address,was unable to find out what
> had happened to his friend.after a further month Sam assumed he had
> seen the last of Bill..Then one day as Sam approached their usual
> bench,there sat Bill." For crying out loud Mate, what in the world
> happened to you? Bill replied" I've been in jail." "Jail? " cried
> Sam"What on earth have you been inside for?"Well"said Bill, "You know
> that cute little blonde waitress in the coffee shopon the corner. She
> filed rape charges against me and at 89 years,I was so proud thatv I
> pleaded guilty. The judge gave me 30 days for purjury."