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The Burglar
A burglar breaks into a house one night. While shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
This time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, “Did you say that?”
The parrot said, “I'm just trying to warn you, that's all.”
The burglar asked, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?”
The bird answered, “I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.“
A burglar breaks into a house one night. While shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
This time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, “Did you say that?”
The parrot said, “I'm just trying to warn you, that's all.”
The burglar asked, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?”
The bird answered, “I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.“