firefighter

[lord lucan]

>A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
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>a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
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>the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
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>The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
>her dog and
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>her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
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>"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
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>"Thanks" the girl says.
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>The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
>wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
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>"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
>run your rig, but if you were to tie
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>that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."
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>The little girl replies thoughtfully,
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>"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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