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Medical sponsorship news !!!!!!
Following the news that the NHS is still struggling to make ends meet the following sponsorships & deals have been announced:
Sir Richard Branson is to take control of midwifery services, however the church are known to be upset with his marketing slogan for 'Virgin Births'
The British Haemorrhoid Centre has announced that it has developed a new cream with the help of a major football club, sales of the Arsenal Haemorrhoid Cream should go well.
However the Department of Heath, having seen the horrible viruses attracted by their products, refused to allow Microsoft to take over the STD clinics
Black & Decker refused to comment on links between them and the dentists !
Sir Richard Branson is to take control of midwifery services, however the church are known to be upset with his marketing slogan for 'Virgin Births'
The British Haemorrhoid Centre has announced that it has developed a new cream with the help of a major football club, sales of the Arsenal Haemorrhoid Cream should go well.
However the Department of Heath, having seen the horrible viruses attracted by their products, refused to allow Microsoft to take over the STD clinics
Black & Decker refused to comment on links between them and the dentists !