Irish Wolhound.

[Philip]

What about the Irish wolfhound which was lying in the corner chewing on a bone. When it stood up its back leg fell off.
True Story,
While walking my Wolfhound, an old Irish, slightly inebriated gentleman, stopped me, to inform me did i know about the show taking place that weekend in the local park. He then said i should show my dog there and as it would definately win. On asking how he knew that, he said, because it would be the only Wolfhound there.

Sound better in an Irish accent.