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A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, he stopped her with these words.
"Before you leave, I want you to know how this all came about. Driving down the highway I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled, so I stopped, and brought her home.
Then I made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refridgerator.
She had some old worn out sandals on her feet so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they'd gone out of style.
She was cold so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colour didn't suit you.
Her slacks were worn so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for you now.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"
"Before you leave, I want you to know how this all came about. Driving down the highway I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled, so I stopped, and brought her home.
Then I made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refridgerator.
She had some old worn out sandals on her feet so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they'd gone out of style.
She was cold so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colour didn't suit you.
Her slacks were worn so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for you now.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"