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I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was
Already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my
Trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to
Me: "Hello mate, how are you going?" I thought it a bit strange but not
Wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short
Pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I
Answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I
Replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?" I then heard
The voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back.
I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
Already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my
Trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to
Me: "Hello mate, how are you going?" I thought it a bit strange but not
Wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short
Pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I
Answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I
Replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?" I then heard
The voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back.
I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."