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Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart
....Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
hell would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just
stupid? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter . "I just couldn't believe you got xxxxxxxx twice!"
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart
....Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
hell would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just
stupid? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter . "I just couldn't believe you got xxxxxxxx twice!"