blonde

[clutch]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in
> > > her little red sports car and was pulled over
> > > by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
> > >
> > > The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
> > > license. She dug through her purse and was
> > > getting progressively more agitated.
> > >
> > > "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
> > > The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your
> > > picture on it."
> > >
> > > The driver finally found a square mirror in
> > > her purse, looked at it and handed it to the
> > > policewoman.
> > >
> > > "Here it is," she said.
> > >
> > > The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then
> > > handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go.
> > > I didn't realize you were a cop."
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