Prison verses work

[Muddy Boots]

IN PRISON
>you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

> AT WORK
> you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
>

> IN PRISON
>you get three meals a day (free).

> AT WORK
>you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
> yourself.
>
>
> IN PRISON
>you get time off for good behavior.

> AT WORK
> you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
>

> IN PRISON
>a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

> AT WORK
.you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
> yourself.
>

> IN PRISON
>you can watch TV and play games.

> AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>

> IN PRISON
>you get your own toilet

> AT WORK
> you have to share.
>
> $
>
> IN PRISON
>they allow your family and friends to visit.

> $
>
> AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
>

> IN PRISON
>all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

> AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
> taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
>
> $
>
> $
>
> Humm?

>
> Which Sounds Better? $
>
> So what are you waiting for......
>
> Kill your Manager