LITTLE JOHNNY.
Little Johnny keeps asking his Dad for a television in his
bedroom, to which his Dad keeps saying "No". After all the nagging, he
agrees and says, "OK".
Several nights later Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad,
what's Love,Juice?"
Dad is horrified, and after looking at Mum who's also gob smacked,
and proceeds to give his son the whole works, warts and all.
Johnny now sits on sofa with his mouth open in amazement. Dad
asks, "So, what is it you've been watching then Son?"
Johnny replies,
WIMBLEDON!