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>> Subject: Some good advice!
>>
>> There is a dangerous virus currently being passed electronically,
>> orally and by hand. This virus is called the Worm Overload
>> Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your
>> colleagues, boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This
>> virus will wipe out your private life completely!
>>
>> If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on, and
>> take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Here you should purchase a
>> program called Work Isolator Neutraliser Extractor (WINE). This is
>> available in several formats. The quickest acting WINE type is called
>> Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is the
>> more expensive professional version. The cheaper version, which could
>> give you some real headaches, is known as Pro-Lite Organism Network
>Killer (PLONK).
>>
>> Run the WINE program repeatedly until WORK has been completely
>> eliminated from your system. To assist in the complete eradication of
>> this virus, please forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not
>> have 5 friends then it is highly likely that you have already been
>> infected, and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY
>> (Destroys Every available Decent Living Youngster).
>>
>> Update 03-01-06: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
>> Best Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
>> but the program will have to be run more times for the same effect.
>>
>>
>>
>> There is a dangerous virus currently being passed electronically,
>> orally and by hand. This virus is called the Worm Overload
>> Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your
>> colleagues, boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This
>> virus will wipe out your private life completely!
>>
>> If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on, and
>> take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Here you should purchase a
>> program called Work Isolator Neutraliser Extractor (WINE). This is
>> available in several formats. The quickest acting WINE type is called
>> Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is the
>> more expensive professional version. The cheaper version, which could
>> give you some real headaches, is known as Pro-Lite Organism Network
>Killer (PLONK).
>>
>> Run the WINE program repeatedly until WORK has been completely
>> eliminated from your system. To assist in the complete eradication of
>> this virus, please forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not
>> have 5 friends then it is highly likely that you have already been
>> infected, and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY
>> (Destroys Every available Decent Living Youngster).
>>
>> Update 03-01-06: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
>> Best Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
>> but the program will have to be run more times for the same effect.
>>
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