Women

[lifeboatcox]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this
must be a sign!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
it's a sign for us to drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune and see where
the
evening leads."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands
it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....

MORAL OF THE STORY:


Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them...