duck tape

[kiowa]

a man goes into a pub only to find his mate paul slumped over the bar,whats wrong says the man to paul,well paul replys you no that girl that works in my office that i have always liked and that every time i see her i get an erection yes replys the man,well i asked her out the other day and she said yes,well whats the problem then said the man,paul replys,well to stop getting an erection and embarresing my self when i was out on the date i duck tapped my willy to my leg so if a got a erection it wouldent show,good idea said the man so what happend. well i knocked on the door and when she opened it she had a realy short skirt on and a low cut top.well what happend then said the man i kicked her in the face replys paul