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A boxer needs a false eye after he's blinded by a punch, but he's dismayed to find he can only afford the wooden variety. Depressed, he becomes withdrawn and stops going out.
His friends are concerned and finally convince him to join them for a night out at a club. There, he notices a shy-looking lady glancing in his direction. She has a slight hunch but is very pretty -----and his own injury has taught him to disregard minor imperfections.
Gathering all his courage, he asks if she would like to dance.
"would I !!" she beams, delighted to be approached.
But the boxer takes offence and gets in a right huff. "Wood eye?" he storms. "And what about your !!!!!! hunchback, darling?"
His friends are concerned and finally convince him to join them for a night out at a club. There, he notices a shy-looking lady glancing in his direction. She has a slight hunch but is very pretty -----and his own injury has taught him to disregard minor imperfections.
Gathering all his courage, he asks if she would like to dance.
"would I !!" she beams, delighted to be approached.
But the boxer takes offence and gets in a right huff. "Wood eye?" he storms. "And what about your !!!!!! hunchback, darling?"
HELEN xx