Do You Know Your Spouse?

[Robb.]

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, John and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

John leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered,

"Homepride All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began John's life of celibacy