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Copy of e-mail received by B&Q customer services:
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days
later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be
arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days
later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be
arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?