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Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
*Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight their efforts at
disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected
to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout
the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside
they found monly a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio
tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The
others opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling, a diamond
jonothetigger : or ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the
robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
comfortably full stomach. .
The newspaper headline read: "IRELAND'S LARGEST
SPERM BANK
ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!!" :