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A boy is sitting on the doorstep playing with a bottle of turpentine, shaking it and watching the bubbles die down, when a priest sees him and askes what he has got. "This is the most powerful liquid on earth!" exclaims the boy.
"Nonsense child" replied the priest, "Holy water is the most powerful. I sprinkled a few drops on your mummies tummy and nine months later she passed a beautiful baby boy, you."
The boy thinks for a moment and replies "Thats nothing. I splashed a couple of drops of this on the dogs bo****ks and it passed a motorbike!!"
"Nonsense child" replied the priest, "Holy water is the most powerful. I sprinkled a few drops on your mummies tummy and nine months later she passed a beautiful baby boy, you."
The boy thinks for a moment and replies "Thats nothing. I splashed a couple of drops of this on the dogs bo****ks and it passed a motorbike!!"
